Burnerella
The Art & Artisans of the Galaxy
What is Burnerella?
Burnerella is a temporary, outdoor art gallery and bazaar for Artists & Artisans from across the galaxy. It is located at the Original Homeworld of the known Weird Wild Universe: The Jonquil Motel.
What’s happening at Burnerella?
The Jonquil Motel, and it’s famous back yard called the JonqYard, is the hub of all things art, music, creativity, and radical self expressions. The weekend is chock full of fun and creativity thanks to our supporters: Dizpot, Walter Station Brewery, The Jonquil Motel, and Central School Project.
Thursday, April 18th
6pm to Close — Touchdown at the JonqYard - Welcome Party at the Jonquil Motel. Cocktail Potluck. Yes, bring your own plus more to share… best cocktail wins!
6pm — Learning about MOOP. Costuming and not being a dark wad - Make your own cup, stickers, and other shit for the weekend. @ JonqYard Dome
6:30pm — The Red Queen to announce the rules of BINGOrella (Burnerella + Bingo = BINGOrella!)… pick up your Bingorella card and get ready to win some rad stuff!
7 PM - 8:30 PM - Opening Night Karaoke @ Center Camp at the Caravan Main Stage
Friday, April 19th
10am — Extravehicular Activity with EVA - Meet @ JonqYard with sneakers, water, and snacks for Eva’s favorite trail run/hike in the hills.
12pm to 2pm — Bitch & Stitch with Katia - Learn about making needlepoint personal and snazzy. Who said sewing shouldn’t be snarky? @ JonqYard Dome
2pm to 4pm — Mending with Tina LaChance - Mend your clothes, your items and maybe even your heart. @ JonqYard Dome
4pm to 6pm — Bike and costume bling-ification - Decorate yourself, your parasol, your Own Bike (DYOB) or fix your bike (within reason) with BMX champ Captain Iten and Make Your Own Tinfoil Hat (MYOTH). Please bring you old costumes and bits and bring them to exchange! @ JonqYard Dome.
5pm to 6pm — Yoga Happy Hour with Juniper - Meet @ Simon the Turtle Lounge for a short standing yoga sequence to align your party chakras and get ready for an expressive weekend.
7pm to 7:30pm — Ted Bundy’s Burlesque Spectacular, brought to you by Suzanne Walsh. @ JonqYard Stage
7:30pm — The Big Parade - Hop your happy asses down to WWW Center Camp to dance prementioned asses to the rompin’ stomin’ fun of Fort Vine.
Saturday, April 20th
9am to 10am — Saturday Morning Sound Bath with Shannon Maaske of desertwellnessandwaves. Start your adventure off from a centered space. Please bring your own yoga mat, pillow or whatever makes you comfortable. @ The JonqYard
11am to 1pm — Magic Myc’s DIY Mushroom University - Learn the tips and tricks of growing morels, chanterelles, creminis, or your other favorite culinary mushrooms. @ JonqYard Dome
Noon - 8pm -Artists and Vendors - Come support local artists! @ The JonqYard
12pm to 8pm — Mile High Music Festival @ JonqYard Main Stage. Lineup and deets on Facebook!
2pm to 4pm — Ana Falteisek’s Live Painting @ JonqYard Dome
4:20pm — Come witness the BINGOrella Award Ceremony and kickoff of the evening’s activities. ALL BINGOrella cards must be turned in no later than 4:20pm. The Red Queen will announce the winner(s) during the break between the bands. Must be present or off with your head! (you don't get a prize). @ The JonqYard Main Stage.
6pm - 8pm - Derelićte Runway Show - Bring your gently used costume bits to share and exchange. Radicalize your self expression and show off your hotness. @ The JonqYard . This is your chance to practice your cat walk for the runway show at WWW Center Camp Main Stage!
8:30pm to 10pm — The Burnerella Pageant - Show off your mad costumes, walk the runway, enjoy the live comedians, and see the weirdest, wildest and westest of 2024. @ WWW Center Camp
10pm — Beheading the Queen at Gene’s Place in Brewery Gulch. Enjoy the raucous regicide at Gene’s Place in Brewery Gulch.
Sunday, April 21st
10am to noon — Escape Velocity Brunch - Revisit friends on your way out. There are many spots to choose from, but we will be at The Royale.
How do I participate?
To join Burnerella, please DM us on Instagram… we check messages there daily and will get you pointed in the right direction!
BurnerellaArtists
Hand Poked Tattoo Artist | Plein Air Painter
Live Painting | Acrylic | Mural
Wearable Art from 2nd Hand Jewelry
Hand-Crafted Pieces from the Sonoran Desert
Photoblocks
Hand Poke Tattoo Artist
Artist | Gel Transfer on Upcycled Pine
Handmade clothing, jewelry, and home decor
Traveling Tattoo Artist | Printmaker
Electric Remote-Controlled Turtle
Artist | Surrealist
Burnerella Sponsors
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